How to lose a Tengu in 2 hours
by Askgar on Aug.19, 2011, under Eve Online
I was hoping to keep this a secret for a but longer but after DotLan ratted me out with a ship loss in our wormhole I had to admit to my corp mate that yes, it was my ship and no, its wasn’t my Drake or Noctis (the other ships I usually fly in the hole).
So without further ado, I present to you… How (to lose/I lost) a Tengu in 2 hours.
- Purchase a Tengu and fit it well enough to solo C3 sites, despite living in a C2 wormhole.
- Fly it back to said wormhole.
- Fly to the POS to grab some ammo.
- Scan a site down to test out the Tengu
- Clear site while thinking, this requires a bit more attention than a Drake to make sure the Shield Booster is only on when needed.
- Bring in the Noctis to pick up loot.
- Warp to another site, hoping to repeat steps 5 and 6.
- Get to the last wave, an Advanced Sleeper Battleship with NOS.
- Fall asleep for an unknown (short) amount of time.
- Open eyes to see a pod on screen.
- Think “Hey, why am I in a pod”
- Think “Why would a player come in and shoot me but not kill my pod”
- Notice Sleeper BS.
- Sudden realization of what happened.
- Warp to a safe to log in embarrassment, and hoping no one notices.
- Realize there is a lot of valuable loot left in the site.
- Get Drake to finish clearing site.
- Get Noctis to salvage the site, slight tear in the eye when I rip apart the Tengu for anything I can salvage from it.
- Warp back to POS then log, thinking you got away with it because no one said anything.
So where do I go from here? I could simply buy another one, swallow the loss and move on. However I don’t think that option quite sums up the stupidity of what I’ve done. I am currently weighing up between buying another one, BUT repaying myself in the PLEX I’d have to sell to buy it, before I can buy anything else again (except ammo), OR, making myself do sites in a Drake until I can afford another Tengu without spending a PLEX.
However, I have learnt from this.
- If I’m tired, bring out the Drake, its buffer instead of active so can withstand a lot more punishment when someone isn’t there, or has fallen asleep.
- DotLan will ALWAYS see what happened, even if its without details.
- Just don’t play Eve when tired (thanks to @carljohnstone for that one)
I’m glad to say though when I noticed what happened I didn’t get angry, I was a little annoyed at myself for being so stupid, but I’m not going to let it get to me and affect my enjoyment of the game, in fact, its given me a new goal to work towards… repaying the loss to myself!
August 19th, 2011 on 10:06 am
I didn’t break any golden rule, I can afford to lose it, I can buy another 8 of them with my current reserves BUT if I just do that each time I’ll never learn anything, oh, and I’d run out of money quickly
August 19th, 2011 on 10:02 am
Sorry bout the loss but…
… remember the golden rule?
Don’t fly what you can’t afford to loose
August 19th, 2011 on 9:58 am
No reminding needed, I noticed it straight away and put it right back into the queue.
August 19th, 2011 on 9:51 am
Sorry to remind you, but you’ll have lost some SP too, so you’ll most likely need to retrain a level of something tengu like.
And go buy another one and make back the loss faster. You won’t do it again any time soon!