Askgar

How to lose a Tengu in 2 hours

by on Aug.19, 2011, under Eve Online

I was hoping to keep this a secret for a but longer but after DotLan ratted me out with a ship loss in our wormhole I had to admit to my corp mate that yes, it was my ship and no, its wasn’t my Drake or Noctis  (the other ships I usually fly in the hole).

So without further ado, I present to you… How (to lose/I lost) a Tengu in 2 hours.

  1. Purchase a Tengu and fit it well enough to solo C3 sites, despite living in a C2 wormhole.
  2. Fly it back to said wormhole.
  3. Fly to the POS to grab some ammo.
  4. Scan a site down to test out the Tengu
  5. Clear site while thinking, this requires a bit more attention than a Drake to make sure the Shield Booster is only on when needed.
  6. Bring in the Noctis to pick up loot.
  7. Warp to another site, hoping to repeat steps 5 and 6.
  8. Get to the last wave, an Advanced Sleeper Battleship with NOS.
  9. Fall asleep for an unknown (short) amount of time.
  10. Open eyes to see a pod on screen.
  11. Think “Hey, why am I in a pod”
  12. Think “Why would a player come in and shoot me but not kill my pod”
  13. Notice Sleeper BS.
  14. Sudden realization of  what happened.
  15. Warp to a safe to log in embarrassment, and hoping no one notices.
  16. Realize there is a lot of valuable loot left in the site.
  17. Get Drake  to finish clearing site.
  18. Get Noctis to salvage the site, slight tear in the eye when I rip apart the Tengu for anything I can salvage from it.
  19. Warp back to POS then log, thinking you got away with it because no one said anything.

So where do I go from here? I could simply buy another one, swallow the loss and move on.  However I don’t think that option quite sums up the stupidity of  what I’ve done.  I am currently weighing up between buying another one, BUT repaying myself in the PLEX I’d have to sell to buy it, before I can buy anything else again (except ammo), OR, making myself do sites in a Drake until I can afford another Tengu without spending a PLEX.

However, I have learnt from this.

  1. If I’m tired, bring out the Drake, its buffer instead of active so can withstand a lot more punishment when someone isn’t there, or has fallen asleep.
  2. DotLan will ALWAYS see what happened, even if its without details.
  3. Just don’t play Eve when tired (thanks to @carljohnstone for that one)

I’m glad to say though when I noticed what happened I didn’t get angry, I was a little annoyed at myself for being so stupid, but I’m not going to let it get to me and affect my enjoyment of the game, in fact, its given me a new goal to work towards… repaying the loss to myself!

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4 Comments for this entry

  • Askgar

    I didn’t break any golden rule, I can afford to lose it, I can buy another 8 of them with my current reserves BUT if I just do that each time I’ll never learn anything, oh, and I’d run out of money quickly ;-)

  • Kaeda

    Sorry bout the loss but…

    … remember the golden rule?

    Don’t fly what you can’t afford to loose ;-)

  • Askgar

    No reminding needed, I noticed it straight away and put it right back into the queue.

  • grim

    Sorry to remind you, but you’ll have lost some SP too, so you’ll most likely need to retrain a level of something tengu like. :(

    And go buy another one and make back the loss faster. You won’t do it again any time soon!

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